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Governor Moore’s Résumé Stretches Further Than Marylanders’ Utility Budgets

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ANNAPOLIS, MD — Maryland Gov. Wes Moore’s Afghanistan story is reportedly unraveling faster than a cheap pair of campaign socks, forcing aides to patch the holes with fresh talking points, patriotic lighting, and a fog machine labeled “leadership,” sources have confirmed.

The governor, who built his brand on polished hero speeches and inspirational résumé glitter, is now facing more questions than a used car salesman hooked to a polygraph machine.

But Marylanders can rest easy knowing Moore remains focused on his true mission: spending taxpayer money like he found it in the couch cushions of Annapolis.

Taxes are up.

Fees are up.

Bills are up.

The only thing going down is the credibility meter, which reportedly fled to Virginia for a lower cost of living.

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6 thoughts on “Governor Moore’s Résumé Stretches Further Than Marylanders’ Utility Budgets”

  1. Tax and Lie Moore is not only the worst POS governor we have ever had, but also the biggest liar of them all. He had to cheat to win. His lying and cheating won’t help him with the next election though. He is a short timer!!! Can’t wait til his ass is gone!!!!!!!!!

    1. Jake will suck up to anybody that he can use as a stepping stone. Tax Moore is too stupid to see through Jakey boy,

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