The unindicted, unrepentant war criminal Dick Cheney, you may have heard, kicked the bucket earlier this week.
(True to form as some strange breed of hobgoblin dispatched by His Father from the underworld to menace humanity, Cheney, by the time of his passing, had actually already been semi-undead for fifteen years with no pulse, with an implanted medical device that circulated blood throughout his body. So, rather than “Cheney died,” it might be more accurate to say “Cheney recently completed the slowest metamorphosis in human history as he passed into his final form, released at last back into His Father’s custody to roam Hades sodomizing and waterboarding to his heart’s content.”)
On cue, every major Democrat leader came out of the woodwork to fellate the late degenerate in the most obsequious terms imaginable, up to and including whoever handles press affairs for the vegetable that allegedly served as president for the past four years:
“Guided by a strong set of conservative values, Dick Cheney devoted his life to public service — from representing Wyoming in Congress, to serving as Secretary of Defense, and later as Vice President of the United States. While we didn’t agree on much, he believed, as I do, that family is the beginning, middle, and end. Jill and I send our love to his wife Lynne, their daughters Liz and Mary, and all of their grandchildren.”
Good riddance of that Low Life Bastard !!!
A great comrade of the Con-umist war mongering proletariat has died. I didn’t think RINO republicans would let him. All we heard was he was always dying with one disease or another. Why did it take so long? Replaced temporarily by the Jeff Sessions Star Wars puppet, who’s famous line was “I recuse myself” when Trump was under attack by the Democraps. Jeff said “those is important people” and did not question or prosecute. He was obviously an establishment Republican plant.
Somehow he jumped the line for a heart transplant. It’s who you know.