We have a ceasefire in Israel – and make no mistake, there is no country called “Palestine,” at least not yet – so the question comes up: who will Democrats hate next? They’ve hated Jews for so long that their anti-Semitism will continue; it’s a part of their DNA. But there won’t be anything Jews will be doing for the next little while that will be chant-worthy, so what is a progressive activist to do? Since dating or showering are out of the question, shifting their hate to other targets is pretty much all there is. But where?
White people. The old, trusted target is always at the ready for hate. White people, especially straight white men, are the worst, right? Democrats have always hated them, even though they fund them and the exploits of their mutant army. It’d be easier on everyone, including all the property they damage, if white liberals just marched into the town square and either allowed anyone who wanted it to kick their ass or they just kicked their own ass, a-la Ed Norton in “Fight Club.”
Since white liberals are the least self-aware people outside of junkies who smell of cigarettes and urine, they can’t make that connection and, instead, inflict themselves on the rest of us like a fart in a car.
Then there is Christians. Sorry, “Churchy,” Democrats hate you. When I say hate, I mean they really, really, really, really hate you. The only thing they hate more than you is their step-dad, whom they never saw as good enough for their mom and hated more than the genitals with which the body they were forcibly stuffed into were born.
Expect Democrats to go hard after you, verbally and physically. They will treat you like the Amish were treated by the townsfolk in “Witness.” (There’s an old reference for you. If you haven’t seen the movie, watch it. The Academy screwed Harrison Ford out of an Oscar in it.)
Watch yourselves, there are few things more dangerous than a left-wing mob jonesing for some violence, and churches are a target the existence of makes them mad.