We’ve read about some of the horrendous crimes that routinely occur in our nation’s capital, Washington, DC, including the recent beatdown by violent teenagers of DOGE staffer “Big Balls” Edward Coristine as he attempted to thwart a carjacking.
We’ve also reported on President Donald Trump’s vow to make the seat of our democracy great again—perhaps even by having the federal government take control of the city—but now we have some concrete steps to report.
The gist: the president is tasking over 100 FBI agents to clamp down on the anarchy in The Swamp:
The Trump administration plans to temporarily reassign 120 F.B.I. agents in Washington to nighttime patrol duties as part of President Trump’s crackdown on the city’s street crime, according to people familiar with the matter.
Most of the agents will be pulled from their regular duties at the F.B.I.’s Washington field office, but it was not immediately clear if agency leaders would need to pull additional personnel from nearby cities, the people said, speaking on condition of anonymity to describe details of an effort that were not meant to be public.
There are plenty of reasons to take back control:
Tell them to shoot the uncivilized bastards that are causing all the trouble