Take that, little cop cancer kid! The Democrats sure showed him! No applause for you. How dare you be celebrated by the country when the president pointed you out from the lectern. Yeah, they showed him. They showed Donald Trump. They showed us all! The Democrats aren’t going to allow Donald Trump to be normalized! Nor kids with cancer! Nor foster parents of 40 kids. Nor victims of rape and murder by the Third World barbarians Democrats imported into the country. No, the party that thinks some women have penises isn’t going to normalize the party that doesn’t.
Their campaign to keep from normalizing Donald Trump has worked, but not exactly how they thought it would. They showed us that they’re not normal, that they’re weirdos, that they’re pretty much insane.
Or that they are stupid. Sometimes, stupid and insanity are hard to differentiate. But you can be sure that they’ve learned absolutely nothing. Tom Nichols, the expert on experts writing at “The Atlantic,” explained that “Democrats Are Acting Too Normal.” It’s not clear how they can be any weirder, but I’m sure they’ll give it the old communist college try. Remember, with Donald Trump, there are no rules. There are no norms. He’s that bad. He’s literally Hitler plus Putin all at the same time. Oh, and along with Elon Musk he wants to come and take your Social Security and buy some stuff at Target.
Obviously, this situation calls for drastic action. The Democrats must take a stand!
Applaud for a heroic orphan getting into West Point? No.
Applaud for finding and cutting waste in the federal budget? No.
Applaud for endless money given to ungrateful foreigners? Absolutely.
I don’t know who came up with the strategy of adopting only positions normal Americans hate, but it is sure a bold one. I’m eager to see how it works out for them. Maybe the idea is to be so annoying that we give up in the face of their relentless nincompoopery. But if Trump’s speech the other night was any indication, we’re just getting started.
And so are they. They seem intent on doubling down on dumb. When you get past the stupid costumes – I like how they wore pink to show support for women after unanimously showing support for men pretending to be women the day before – and their weird auction paddles and the bizarre writing on their clothes and that strange dude with the cane yelling at clouds, what’s really going on is that they reject the legitimacy of any possible faction having political power besides themselves. They have not accepted the results of the November election, and they are holding their breath really hard until maybe Trump just goes away.
Society needs to denormalize all of the crap they normalized!