‘Maybe Twilight is real and there are a lot of vampires’
Maybe there are vampires after all.
And they’re collecting Social Security.
That stunning conclusion comes from Elon Musk, chief of President Donald Trump’s Department of Government Efficiency, and is a result of DOGE’s initial review of the nation’s Social Security, its payouts, and more specifically, those getting the benefits.
Musk posted on social media the comment, “According to the Social Security database, these are the numbers of people in each age bucket with the death field set to FALSE!”
He continued, “Maybe Twilight is real and there are a lot of vampires collecting Social Security.”
The chart, for example, lists one person each in the age range 360-369 and 240-249.
And which rat deserted that ship in November just after the election? Martin OweMalley!