When I took a look at this year’s White House Christmas decorations, I’m not going to lie: I figured Hunter Biden was back on the stuff and had taken to interior holiday design.
After all, the first son is fresh off a pardon we all knew was coming, so why not celebrate the way he best knows how? And since he’s trying to stay away from addictive substances, no pills or powders, maybe he’d dropped some LSD or taken a few mushrooms. “The Electric Egg-Nog Acid Test,” in other words.
But, no: As usual, this is Jill Biden’s handiwork. And it’s proof that America needs Melania Trump back as soon as possible, if just for the festive season.
According to the Associated Press, the theme of the decorations — to the extent it could be called a theme — was “A Season of Peace and Light.” I’ve seen more tactful decorations at a “December to Remember Sales Event” at a Lexus dealership.
Here’s a first look at what the “season of peace and light” looked like at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. when it was revealed Monday:
It’s never been this ugly!! Consider the source.
Those dozens of doves look like the birds that circle a cartoon character’s head after being smacked with a rolling pin or frying pan. Is this coincidence, or is Jill sending a message?
They’re called buzzards.