Brace yourself, America – the fight for the future of this country has begun.
In the 48 hours since President-elect Donald Trump delivered a schoolyard booty stomp to Wokeistan, one thing has become frighteningly clear: Despite unequivocal evidence of an outright MAGA romp (an electoral college avalanche, a rare Republican popular vote victory and a likely GOP-controlled Congress) left-wing lunatics are still clinging to their oat-milk latte delusions like Joe Biden to a baby’s foot on Halloween.
To the progressively deranged – they may have lost the election night battle, but the war is still raging. And with Donald ‘Hitler/Mussolini/Stalin/Lex Luthor’ Trump in the White House, it’s going to be no-holds barred brawl.
Re-listen to Kamala’s concession cackle on Wednesday – and you’ll hear her subliminal pitch to be the next leader of the Pink Pussy Hat resistance.
‘We will continue to wage this fight in the voting booth, in the courts and in the public square… The fight for our freedom will take hard work,’ Harris howled over the blubbering of Tim Walz and Doug Emhoff (someone get these soyboys a safe-space).
In fact, every Democratic blowhard, who ever had designs on the power of the presidency, is sounding like Dirty Harry today.
‘We’ll fight to the death,’ said New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy on Wednesday.