Elizabeth Warren slams disgusting misogyny of Democratic voters
I could mine the finest minerals,
Conferrin’ with my generals,
A closet bolshevik;
The rubes would all respect me
In four years they’d reelect me
If I only had a dick.
I’d be more than just a token
Of misogyny unspoken,
The carrot and the stick;
I would dance and be merry
I’d be scrappy, I’d be scary,
If I only had a dick.
Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D., Mass.) would probably have won the 2020 Democratic primary—and presumably the general election as well—if Democratic voters weren’t a bunch of disgusting misogynists, the failed candidate told an NBC News correspondent following her third-place finish in the Iowa caucus.
“Everyone comes up to me and says, ‘I would vote for you, if you had a penis,'” Warren vented to Ali Vitali, who recounts the previously unreported conversation in her forthcoming book, Electable: Why America Hasn’t Put a Woman in the White House … Yet.
She’s already been a fake indigenous person, stealing opportunities from real indigenous people, why not just identify as a dick-bearing human for a load of other undeserved opportunity?
What? Do you mean that Warren does not have male genitalia? That’s going to be hard to prove.
elizabeth warren probably has a penis
So Lizzy…………….grow one! Take your vitamins and eat your spinach and it could happen. Keep checkin’.
Well by golly, get a SEX CHANGE
Iowa’s 2020 Primary Caucus was a trainwreck that took multiple days to arrive at a massaged conclusion. Results below:
Bernie da Commie 26’5% #1 among vaginaless candidates
Bootiegag 25.1
Fauxahontas 20.3 #1 among penisless candidates, giving Bootiegag benefit of the doubt.
Bribem 13.2
Klobuchar 12.2
Yang 1.0
Gabbard 0.0 16 total votes
Camel Withdrawn beforehand
Bear in mind that primary voters, and Iowa in particular, are the party stalwarts; in this case the wokest of the woke. But their chief complaint was she wasn’t a brave?
Liz is a penis