Inflation is happening, but it’s within norms.
Inflation is happening, and it’s a good thing.
This Thanksgiving, as we celebrate together under the rule of President Biden, may he live forever, we might have to cut back on a few things to survive hyperinflation. That’s OK, though. We’re resourceful Americans. Here are nine easy ways to cut back on Turkey Day this year:
1. Swap out that delicious turkey for a good ol’ can o’ Spam. Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam!
2. If you’re low on funds, use that 16 cents you saved on July 4. Time to open up the ol’ July 4 coffers and splurge a little. Treat yourself!
3. Just imagine there’s food on your table like the Lost Boys in Hook. And then, you can have an awesome pretend food fight! Foooooood fiiiiiiight!!!
4. Go open one of your giant expensive freezers and get a $12 pint of gourmet ice cream. Let them eat rainbow sherbet!
5. Go back in time and exchange your fiat currency for crypto. It’s inflation-proof, and bitcoin is worth $63,692.20 $24,652.41 $76,591.03 each!
6. Go back in time and change your Biden vote to a vote for Trump. If only, if only…
For the stupipo that voted for Joe and the Ho, may you feel all the inflation pain everywhere!
We predicted it would happen with the rolling back of all the good that President Trump did!
Your hate for President Trump was only overshadowed by your lack of understanding of the consequences of your Joe/Ho vote!
Stupid can’t be fixed! Hopefully, we can retake our country starting with the recent changes in VA and NJ!
Stop using Joe and the Ho. It’s just a lazy insult, and there are legit reasons to dislike Harris without calling her a whore. Resorting to that just seems like you have no legit reason to dislike her so you have to resort to making something up.
nope just telling it like it is…… Id tell it to their face lot better than calling them a POS LETS GO BRANDON!!!
You wouldn’t say that to their face, you brain dead boomer. Go back to greeting people at Walmart.
Actually, I think Spam tastes a lot better than a stupid turkey. I am sure I am not alone on this, either.
They actually make turkey SPAM so maybe that could replace the turkey this year.
My family was so poor that SPAM was all we ate. I can’t stand the site of it.
My kids love it though ????
I agree. Let’s make it a Spamgiving .
Spam is more expensive than turkey by a long shot. Where are the Schmoos when you need them?
Eff the turkey – seafood is boss!!!!
When will the cancel culture state the need to get rid of Thanksgiving? All persons of color were not involved and I’m sure someone (who WASN’T there) will be offended.
Damn manufactured holiday!