sbynews

DelMarVa’s Premier Source for Conservative News, Opinion, Analysis, and Human Interest

Contact Publisher Joe Albero at alberobutzo@wmconnect.com or 410-430-5349

The opinions expressed by columnists are their own and do not represent our advertisers

10 Things That Are Worse Than The Civil War According To Joe Biden

The American Civil War was pretty bad, but there are a lot of things that have happened since then. Some of them are even worse than the Civil War. Just ask Joe Biden. Over his short presidency, he has already compared all ten of these things to the Civil War:

1. Republicans asking people to show ID at the polls – Literally just as bad as Gettysburg.

2. The Jan. 6 attack on the capitol, where millions died – Literally just as bad as Antietam.

3. His favorite ice cream shop being out of chocolate chocolate chip – Biden freaked out over this one, calling it “the worst attack on democracy since Lincoln was shot by Lee Harvey Oswald.”

4. Matlock getting canceled – Hoo boy, was he furious about this.

5. That one time a reporter asked him an actual question – The one time this happened in all of human history, he said it was “just like that Gettysburg thing.”

More

6 thoughts on “10 Things That Are Worse Than The Civil War According To Joe Biden”

  1. He was pretty cool about his Diaper leaking and running brown juice down his leg, he let his dog lick it up.

  2. People need to read Mark Levin’s new book entitled American Marxism. It explains how Marxist want to change our government.

Leave a Reply to Anonymous Cancel Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *