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Subway’s tuna sandwiches found to contain no tuna fish DNA, lab tests find following lawsuit

Subway is on the hook for its tuna once again after a lab report found there’s no actual tuna DNA in its sandwiches and wraps.

The New York Times had 60 inches of Subway tuna sandwiches from three different restaurants in Los Angeles lab tested after the chain was accused in a lawsuit reported earlier this year, alleging the fish is made from “a mixture of various concoctions,” first reported by the Washington Post.

The tuna was frozen and sent out to the lab, which determined “no amplifiable tuna DNA was present in the sample and so we obtained no amplification products from the DNA. Therefore, we cannot identify the species,” according to the Times.

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7 thoughts on “Subway’s tuna sandwiches found to contain no tuna fish DNA, lab tests find following lawsuit”

  1. Doctors’ Associates removes the tuna DNA and sells it to the government for human-tuna splicing experiments. The end products understand rudimentary commands, procreate like nobody’s business, live on plankton and taste really good.

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