U.S.—With more and more statues across the country being pulled down, pigeons are being forced to redirect their payloads to different targets
As soon as statues are pulled down, the pigeons turn toward the nearest available target: angry rioters.
“Yes! Down with racism–AHHHHH!!!!” screamed one rioter just after pulling down a statue of Christopher Columbus. The pigeons immediately turned on him, with a squadron of the birds divebombing him to unload hundreds of pounds worth of excrement. “Run!!!”
Sh$t away my flighty friends, open targets available!!
Train them to Poop on Democrats , esp the ones in Congress !!! Would have been Hillarious on inaugeration day !!!!