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Carter Says He’s Finally Hopeful That He Won’t Be Worst Presidential Failure In His Lifetime

PLAINS, GA—In a rare interview with the media from his tiny dollhouse living room, former president Jimmy Carter expressed hope that he will no longer be considered the worst presidential failure in his lifetime.

“I’ve been seen as one of the worst modern presidents for a long time,” said Carter, “but something tells me my luck is about to change. I’m not sure what it is, really, but the last few months or so have me thinking that I’ll no longer be considered in last place– and that’s a great feeling.”

Carter didn’t name names or say why he feels this way, only that “it feels good to finally be in second-to-last place.”

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3 thoughts on “Carter Says He’s Finally Hopeful That He Won’t Be Worst Presidential Failure In His Lifetime”

  1. Give the old dude a little hope while he understands why there is a worse fraud . But in order to gain respect he should say who is the worst and why.

  2. Worst of ALL time? Come on now, that was Dewey of course. I have the newspaper to prove it.

    Snowflakes wont understand!!

    (snicker snicker)

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