We here at The Babylon Bee are marriage experts. Being considerate and helping your wife around the house is key to a healthy marriage– and it doesn’t even have to be hard work! We drew from decades of combined marriage experience to compile a list of easy ways to help your wife out.
1. Rinse a dish and leave it near the sink: Your lady will swoon when she sees how considerate you are! For bonus points, place the dish in the sink so she can easily put it in the dishwasher later.
2. Place excess trash in an organized pile near the trash can until she takes it out: Little things to make her life easier go such a long way!
3. Avoid the toilet seat debate by peeing in the sink: Lifehack!
4. Never shower so she’ll have fewer towels to fold: Also, if you never wear socks, you’ll never get in trouble for not throwing them in the hamper.
5. Helpfully gather all the dirty clothes and passive-aggressively place them in front of the washer: Whatever you do, DON’T actually put them in the washer. You’ll probably do it wrong.
this post has triggered me. what if no one wants to be the wife in the relationship? what then? why do you post such insane propaganda now i have to go find a safe space with my lbgqt spouse!
LOL, I think my husband wrote this !
its OK, Ladies, here is what I do in return:
Fold his shirts inside out (just like he left them to wash)
Match up the wrong socks (hehe!)
Put all dirty clothes not placed in the hamper back into his dresser *caution: don’t do that with underwear!
I like to hide all his socks so that he becomes more aware that he has to give them to me to wash, instead of leaving them under the bed or recliner : )
You’re so funny! I did this same things, and finally my husband started doing his own laundry!