WASHINGTON, D.C.—Joe Biden signed an executive order this morning granting citizenship to everyone who voted for him.
Some ten million people are expected to receive citizenship through the executive order, making it the largest instance of amnesty in our nation’s history.
“If you voted for me, darn it, man, you deserve to be an American,” Biden said at a press conference this morning. “Thank you for your service, and welcome to America. You’re all Americans in my book — clean, articulate ones.”
“Now, let’s build back better!” Biden pulled out his phone and played “Despacito” in honor of the votes he received.
There was some confusion as he then appeared to hear a voice in his ear and said, “Breathe in, breathe out.” The statement was praised by all media outlets as being “a powerful reminder that we need to just calm down and breathe.”
But what is the citizen status of the phony, manufactured votes?
And what about the ‘algorithm aliens’ who came to gestation in the Dominion machines?
Be careful what you wish for!! so now that you’re all citizens you owe back taxes you will no longer get freebies. you will have to work pay taxes and put up with biden bullship just like the rest of us. you have been deceived into believing that America will continue to give you handouts you don’t deserve you’ll now have to work and most of it will be taken away to pay for the trillions that has also been stolen from future generations..good luck! We now know who and where you live. So don’t forget to vote Republican in the next election I’m sure you will be ready by then!!
Note: The Bee, while awesome and funny, is the Onion of the Right. Key word: Satire. This article should be marked as such.
I “git” jokes.
(snicker snicker)
I though you had to be an American citizen in order to be registered to vote a election
Think about it. There’s truth in there somewhere.
Yes, ALL the ILLEGALS !!!!
Just goes to show you the election WAS STOLEN!!!!!!!!!!