CARRIZO SPRINGS, TX—Biden has finally ended the cruel and long-standing Trump practice of keeping migrant kids in cages, and has elected to move them into much more compassionate “high-security metal containment cubes.”
“We are proud of our cute little containment cubes,” said Kamala Harris while loudly laughing for some inexplicable reason. “Look at them all neat and tidy, lined up in a row! Hahahahahaha!”
The new administration has assured the American people that the containment cubes are “completely different” than the evil cages Trump used to use, mainly because they are called “containment cubes” instead of cages.
Social workers on the border confirmed the children will be given up to three meals per day, will be allowed to attend anti-racism classes on Zoom, and provided with free air conditioning–at least when the power is working.
A cage is a cage regardless what you call it. First of all it was Obama that put them in the original cages, not Trump. When Kamala is laughing there is something crooked going on.
If the old dude was really compassionate, he would not let them in the US illegally. If they slipped through the cracks, send them home from whence they came instead of glorifying a commercial truck container as a “containment cube”. Don’t blame the damn cages on Trump. Lock their ass up in a children’s jail.
Whatta guy.
Of course, he doesn’t have a clue about it.
Hell , Biden will move them to his basement , so he can Enjoy his passion for them !!!!
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Camel toe must go
Right on 5:08
He might even let them rub the hair on his scrawny legs and sniff his or her hair