PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD — Faced with a 22,000-gallon jet fuel spill at Joint Base Andrews, Maryland Democrats sprang into their emergency response protocol: issue a stern letter, blame Trump, and hope nobody asks who has been running the state for decades, sources have confirmed.
“This outrage has Trump’s fingerprints all over it,” fumed Sen. Chris Van Hollen, gesturing at a map that somehow only highlighted red states.
“These pipes were fine for 47 years under our flawless oversight. Clearly, MAGA gravity yanked the fuel directly into Piscataway Creek.”
Gov. Wes Moore, busy cutting the ribbon on Maryland’s 47th taxpayer-funded bike lane to nowhere, said he could not comment because he was “fighting investigations into Maryland storm drains.”
“Our infrastructure is perfect,” Moore insisted.
“We’ve just been too busy raising taxes and misplacing billions to notice collapsing bridges, broken pipes, derailing trains, or reality.”
Chris Van Hollen needs to just keep on molly-coddling the thug gangster illegals. That’s all he knows how to do. He’s another one that has to go!!!