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5-Year-Old Takes Mom’s Lube To School, Mistaking It For Hand Sanitizer

As schools begin to re-open our kids safety is top priority. The government assured, “extra precautions” which would be put in place, including extra cleaning and hand hygiene requirements. But that would not stop parents from having their kids carry sanitizers of their own. This precautionary step backfired in the case of one mother, who was left red-faced after her young daughter took her lube instead of a sanitizer. She was even using it very much like a sanitizer, much to the horror of her mother.

The Scotland mom was taken by surprise when she discovered a bottle of Ann Summers’ “Heat Wave” lube in her daughter’s school jacket pocket. The child who’s name is Summer, apparently thought the “sanitizer” was for her since the name was the same, and had been taking it to school with her since August.

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