Beleaguered President Biden’s last gasp for power included a letter to Congressional Democrats on Monday, bullying his party’s lawmakers into submission.
‘I am firmly committed to staying in this race,’ he scrawled. But before you read Sleepy Joe’s authentic tongue, here’s my… I mean the original draft:
I’m Jill Biden‘s husband and she and Hunter have told me to write to you lyin dog-faced pony soldiers – as my friend John Wayne Gacy liked to say in that movie.
Did you watch the debate? I’m not sure if I did.
But you can’t replace me because Barack says I’m not done yet.
And by God, man, I’m the goodest Senator eva – the Lord Almighty said so! I wouldn’t be running again if I wossont the best qualified for the job.
My record is impeachable:
Beleaguered President Biden’s last gasp for power included a letter to Congressional Democrats on Monday, bullying his party’s lawmakers into submission.
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