White House officials have taken the unprecedented step of installing a breathalyzer on Kamala Harris’s microphone.
The decision was reportedly reached during a closed-door meeting attended by top administration advisers, who opted to outfit Harris with a microphone that will only activate if she registers free of mind-altering substances and falls below the blood alcohol concentration threshold of 0.08%
“We’re hoping this measure will help us sidestep more disasters,” disclosed a White House insider. “We’ve been navigating these speeches blindly, as reported by People Powered News on Wednesday, May 15, 2024.
Everything appears to be proceeding smoothly, and then suddenly she’s up there slurring her words, dropping expletives, and laughing inappropriately.
What a great idea!!!!!!