The Fence Test

Which side of the fence are you?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.

If a Liberal or NDP doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.

If a Liberal or NDP is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a Liberal or NDP is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

If a Liberal or NDP is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.

A Liberal or NDP demands that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.

A Liberal or NDP non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

f a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

If a Liberal or NDP decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Conservative is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day.

If a Liberal or NDP is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks, throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for therapy.

If a Conservative reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A Liberal or NDP will delete it because he’s “offended.”