There’s a lot to cover from Saturday evening’s annual nerd prom, otherwise known as the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Rest assured, we’ll cover it all in various articles, but the night is best-enjoyed bite by bite.
With that said, at some point, Joe Biden took the stage to give the crowd what they all came for. Specifically, a bad president reading bad jokes with all the skill and precision of a budget barber. In other words, Biden is the bowl cut of comedians.
Case in point? This battle in Biden’s ongoing war with his teleprompter where he suggests that Mickey Mouse beat the hell out of him for some reason.
Here’s an exact transcript of what is said in the video for posterity’s sake.
And Ron DeSantis, I had a lot of Ran DeSantis, Ron DeSantis jokes ready.
(Long Pause)
But Bickey Mous, Mickey Mouse beat the hell out of me and got there first. Now look, can’t be rough on the guy. After his relection as governor, he was asked if he (Pause) had a mandate. Said “hell no, I’m straight.” I’ll give you time to think that one through (pause) you got it?
What a LAUGH !!! This Idiot Puppet Running Again !!!! Go Ahead
Every time he leaves the Prompter he screws Up !!!!! He Never Got Elected 2020 > he was Installed !!!!!
2020 Democrat COUP can’t be covered up !!! Americans VOTED FOR TRUMP in a LANDSLIDE !!!!
Installed because Biden is an Idiot puppet who will > DO AS HE IS TOLD < PERFECT Democrat !!!