“For decades, we’ve been putting carbonated backwash in a beer can and pretending it’s beer,” said Anheuser-Busch CEO Brendan Whitworth. “Who better to represent our brand than a guy throwing on a dress and pretending he’s a woman?”
Long a staple drink of people who hate actual beer, Bud Light felt putting Dylan Mulvaney’s face on a can would also attract people who hate actual women. “As a man acting out the most horrendously offensive stereotypes of women, Mulvaney taps into the soul of people who despise real women,” said Mr. Whitworth. “As a company dedicated to serving those who detest real beer, the partnership made perfect sense. The new beer can just shouts, ‘Come, enjoy this atrocious substitute for the real thing’.”
While a few in the media questioned the move, so far Bud Light fans have welcomed drinking out of a can featuring the face of a guy with a little girl fetish. “It really completes the experience,” said Bud Light fan Mason Olsen. “If that dude with his massive jaw can pretend to be a little girl – well, I can pretend this is real beer. It’s pretty inspiring.”
At publishing time, activists had resumed calling for America to stop keeping trans people invisible.
Need to start a list of local establishments that refuse to stop selling woman canceling Budweiser products
I cannot beleave that budwiser wood give a can to a trans man or is it woman, i do not know. That being said, evenmoreso, i cannot believe that my favourite website for local news would advertise for the same kind of people by advertizing for TRANSAMERICA! This is becoming to far of a libural website for our local news. Unbeleavable.
-Dorothy Tawes
Never again will I buy that swill.
It might as well be Peewee Herman. The guy has created a character. Just another clown that has little to do with anything male or female and banking on it.
tranny fluid!
Bud Light is nothingz but spring water anyway