Not since Rumpelstiltskin has a mischievous troll spent so much time and energy spinning as Jussie Smollett did on the stand the last couple of days. But instead of spinning straw into gold, Smollett spent eight hours trying to churn what the New York Times used to call a barnyard epithet into a Frappuccino. We’ll see if the jury is interested in drinking what Smollett is putting out.
Rumpelsmollett claims that there were these two guys he used to chill with, one of whom took him to a gay bathhouse for a stimulating exchange or two, who just two days after partaking of some dope smoking in Smollett’s Mercedes decided to enact the world’s most overdetermined hate crime against him, using not just the N-word and the F-word but also carrying a symbolic bottle of bleach and a symbolic noose.
Black guys do this to other black guys all the time. Gay guys do this to other gay guys all the time. But at the same time? At 2 a.m.? On a frigid night?
According to Smollett, his attackers are both the most industrious hate-criminals in history and also the laziest, having run away after what Smollett said was a 30-second onslaught without even bothering to rob him or leave him with any injuries requiring more treatment than the smallest Band-Aid in the box.
And who yells “This is MAGA country” in Chicago? You might as well shout, “Who wants to sing selections from ‘Gypsy’?” next time you’re at Talladega Superspeedway. If you’re really blinded by hate, you don’t need to flash so many indicators to any onlookers, you just pull the tab on your can of Whoopass and get to work.
Let’s see who first hires Smollett for an acting part. Maybe Spike Lee?
Answer BLM and the wokes and his few TV show friends. He should serve 20 and no less but bet he gets no time.
Just another Soros, top Democrat plot. The idiots give themselves away when they blurt out something about Republicans and MAGA. If someone is going to beat your butt they are not going to tell you who they are. COME ON MAN!!!