KABUL—According to a survey conducted by local media in Taliban-controlled Kabul, 92% of Taliban fighters are very thankful they decided to vote for Biden in the 2020 election.
“Of course I voted for Biden! Didn’t everyone around here?” said Abdul Mohammed Mohammed Abdul Mohammed, a local infantry warrior who just finished storming the capital. “It was very easy. The American soldiers were just leaving garbage bags full of absentee ballots around, so we just filled them out and sent them back! Allah be praised!”
There is wide agreement among the Taliban that Biden was the right man for the job—that job being to give up the country of Afghanistan and let the Taliban take it over without a fight.
“Yes, we like Biden very much around here, and even his henchwoman, Kamil Harris,” said another local militant.
China & Russia Happy too & even our so-called allies are Happy because Trump made them do right & Biden
lets them screw America AGAIN !!!!
Our ENEMYS ALL voted for Biden & now you know WHY !!!! Trump put America FIRST Biden > LAST !!!!
You can bet 100% of Enemys are HAPPY Biden is in office (stolen one 2020 ) !!!! HE JUST SUPPLIED TALIBAN !!!