Lustful Olympic athletes should think twice before making the bed rock in Tokyo.
The world’s best sports competitors are set to spend their nights on cardboard beds — allegedly designed to collapse under the weight of fornicators to discourage sex amid COVID-19.
Olympic officials — who already warned 2021 Games participants to avoid two-person push-ups because of the coronavirus — have set up 18,000 of the cardboard beds in the notoriously sex-crazed athletes’ village, according to Dezeen magazine.
“Beds to be installed in Tokyo Olympic Village will be made of cardboard, this is aimed at avoiding intimacy among athletes,” American distance runner Paul Chelimo tweeted.
“Beds will be able to withstand the weight of a single person to avoid situations beyond sports,” Chelimo cracked. “I see no problem for distance runners, even 4 of us can do.”
Another Olympian, Irish gymnast Rhys McClenaghan, said in a video posted to his Twitter account that although the beds are made out cardboard, they’re perfectly sturdy.
SEX will take place One way or the other !!! FACT
Order one of those for Biden !!!!
Sex Number beds !!!! LOL
get some GIZA sheets for those !!!!! LOL
Too late, he’s already procreated. However, we should only allow these at College dorms henceforth.
I bet Kremela stay away from those.
“If the cardboard’s creaking, don’t bother peeking!”
“Ya wanna corrugate?”
No one cares.
I don’t intend to watch the twits taking a knee anyhow.
Use those in the White House !!!!!!
Well we all know sex never happens on the floor or in a bathroom.
Never.
IDIOTS!
Who are you kidding?????
Where there is a WILL there is a WAY !!!!!
They sleep in their Trainer’s beds & don’t need Cardboard !!!
Just add water !!!!!!
These beds are for the trainers , so they don’t get any ideas about their Athetes !!!!