CINCINNATI, OH—A catcher for the Cincinnati Reds was ejected from a home game today after he was caught flashing several racist hand signals to the pitcher.
“We are shocked and saddened by this overt display of white supremacy from one of our players,” said MLB commissioner Rob Manfred. “This is not who we are. We stand with the BIPOC community who is no doubt feeling so much pain and trauma after being forced to see such horrific racism during one of our games.”
According to witnesses, Cincinnati catcher Bugs “Sluggo” O’Callahan flashed several evil hand signals during the game, including:
- The one-finger signal, which represents the desire for one race to reign supreme
- The two-finger signal, which represents one woman and one man in marriage
- The three-finger signal, a top-secret gesture meaning “white power”
- The fingers extended and joined signal, which means “Heil Hitler”
- More
This is all bullshit. I’m a White male in my late 70’s and have been around more than once. I have never heard or seen of these “signals”. What I am familiar with is the black power sign where a black raises his fist with the right arm. They do it all the time on motorcycles. Never offended me because I’m not that sensitive, or thin skinned. I hate to admit it, but I guess I’m sane. What others do doesn’t bother me, unless it affects me..
Did you miss “Satire” in the title?
No I did not, but you can believe in today’s climate it has or will happen in a game near you.
ARE FU*K’IN KIDDING ME!!!!!!
Yes. They are kidding you. This was a joke.
That’s funny. Thanks Joe!
Bwahahahahahaha….These babylonbee writers are hilarious!
Sorry, mucho better than the Onion!
Happy HUMP Day!!!!
It is FAKE Articles like this why we have racist problems.
Some people cannot tell the difference between real & fake.
If articles like this would stop being posted, maybe we
would not have this problem.
Article is sarcasm, which is what all Babylon Bee articles are.