No one is above the law? Tell that to America’s least favorite deadbeat dad, Hunter Biden, who’s walking away from a FIVE-YEAR probe into tax and gun crimes with nothing more than a slap on the wrist. It’s an abomination of justice, says DAVID MARCUS

A gentle slap on the wrist for Hunter and a straight punch in the nose for the rest of us.

Call me naive, but I didn’t expect this to be so blatant.

On Tuesday, Joe Biden‘s Justice Department offered our troubled First Son a plea deal for tax evasion and illegal gun possession.

After a 5-year federal investigation, countless man hours and gallons of newspaper ink spilt, America’s least favorite deadbeat dad appears to have received the sweetest of sweetheart deals.

For those alleged crimes, dear old H, former crack head and prostitute connoisseur, is expected to walk free with little more than probation.

Hunter allegedly failed to pay Uncle Sam at least $200,000 on $1.5 million of income between 2017 and 2018. And for this, the scion of the Biden family was handed two measly misdemeanors.

Next, we have a gun charge.

In the depths of his addiction, Hunter allegedly lied on federal background check and claimed that he was clean, when he wasn’t. For that Hunter will likely be given a pretrial diversion agreement. Translation, no penalty.

The first question we must ask is why exactly did this case take 5 years? That’s longer than the Russian Collusion investigation. It’s longer than World War Two, for that matter.

As of now, there’s no explanation for that other than a whistleblower’s claim that the DOJ ‘slow-walked’ the probe.

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