The Michelle Obama Nightmare Scenario

All the attention is on the Republican race right now, but it should be on the Democrat race following the announcement, by that desiccated pervert masquerading as our president, that he thinks (sic) that he can go another round as president. The sad fact is the only people happy about Biden’s presidency are that very real doctor, Jill, and Jimmy Carter, who is serene in the knowledge that he was not the worst president of the last century thanks to Grandpa Badfinger.

Everybody knows that Joe Biden is a demented freak and a creepy confident weirdo who was an idiot before his mind disintegrated into the kind of mush that he eats on the rocking chair every afternoon watching “Matlock” reruns. Too bad – for us – that his Oval Office dreams had to come true right at a time where, overseas, we are seeing the rise of a pure competitor for the first time in generations, where, at home, our country is about to pull itself apart between the competing interests of patriots and Democrats. So, the 2024 race is kind of important, and leave it to the Democrats to treat it like Taylor Swift treats her boyfriends.

Now, they’re doing everything they can to pave the way for Biden, which is good because he is so shaky that he can’t walk over broken ground. They’ve already made sure he never gets out in front of the cameras alone – he’s given the fewest press availability of any president since they had town criers, and when he does the regime submits written questions to him ahead of time because of course they do. But even some of the media is starting to hint that this guy is too old to be president – hell, he’s too old to manage his own diaper. The New York Times, in its typical sissy way, danced around it a little bit, but the regime media is afraid to come out and plainly tell the truth – this guy needs to be handed a gold watch and exiled to Sunny Acres.

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