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Roe V. Wade Aborted In 198th Trimester

U.S. – After making it to the 198th trimester, Roe V. Wade has been aborted. Conceived all the way back on January 22, 1973, Roe V. Wade has been struck down after a decision was passed down today by the Supreme Court.

6 out of the 9 Justices decided to terminate the longstanding federal law. According to Doctors who performed the procedure, “Roe V Wade did not feel a thing as it was ripped apart word by word, syllable from syllable as it was fed through the paper shredder.”

Many pro-abortion activists have been immensely distraught and devastated by this action calling the decision “LITERALLY MURDER!” and that this is “not something the court alone can decide!”. Christians have been quick to comfort those upset by this action by reminding them that Roe V. Wade was just a clump of words and it’s really not even viable until the 199th trimester anyway.

At publishing time, Planned Parenthood had acquired the shredded remains of the precious document and was reportedly selling the scraps for money.

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10 thoughts on “Roe V. Wade Aborted In 198th Trimester”

  1. Crybaby Democrats can’t get their way WOOOOOO!!!!!!

    They WILL do as the Supreme Court says they WILL do !!!! Abort Congress Leftist !!!!!

  2. So there is only one way of thinking about this and its the only way?

    There is a majority out there that feels and believes guns should be banned.
    Careful about beliefs, feelings and attempting to impose those ideals onto others.

    Very slippery slope right now and the last time our nation was soooo divided, AMERICANS fought one another. The outcome? We ALL lost!

    1. There is NO Majority that believes guns should be banned… Liberals think they are the majority – They are not – they think their way of thinking is ALL that matters, it is not. They should MOVE to the communist country of their choice. Wow-what a dumb comment.

  3. When the left no longer exists, who is to blame or poke fun at? No really, stop and thin about it. Indies? Green or Red parties? We need one another but with term limits. Term limits which has never been done with CONgress. Its needed and only CONgress can make that happen. Until then we are stuck without relief because there is no eliminating the left.

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