The twitterverse is all abuzz over a #1 trending hashtag, #PoopypantsBiden, so at the risk of soiling my very soul, I perused Twitter’s website to see why.
The story starts with our president meeting the pope at the Vatican, presumably to discuss Jesus’s thoughts about climate change and whether one can claim to be a good Catholic while facilitating the dismemberment of unborn babies.
Three things stood out about the meeting.
One is that the Vatican canned the traditional live footage of the event, instead providing only still shots and small snippets of conversation between the two pale, frail old men. In one snippet, Biden told the pope he (Pope Francis) was now talking to the only Catholic who’s never had a drink. Although a devoted leftie himself, the pope undoubtedly did not appreciate the inference that his flock comprises alcoholics and must surely have wondered how deeply golden-fried a clearly senile Biden would be if he’d been a drinker.
Odd thing #2 is that the Biden meeting was much longer than the pope’s previous meetings with Orange Man Bad and the Lightbringer. You can understand Pope Francis cutting short his meeting with The Donald — heck, Trump is the only American president ever to stand up for the unborn. Socialist popes can’t have that — no, sir!