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Backed-Up Cargo Ships Positioned To Spell Out ‘Let’s Go Brandon’

PACIFIC OCEAN—With a tremendous backlog at Long Beach and dozens of cargo ships helplessly stranded in the ocean waiting to be unloaded, the bored crews have arranged their ships to form the words of the patriotic cheer taking the world by storm: “Let’s Go Brandon.”

“Yeah, let’s go Brandon!” said one ship’s captain as he removed the cork from a bottle of mead and took a long, slow drink. “We here on the high seas often sing our sea shanties in his honor and pour out rum for such a swell guy.”

“SQUAWK! SUCH A SWELL GUY!” the parrot on his shoulder repeated.

The captain said he and the other ship captains wanted to spell out a different phrase, but it was rated “ARRRRR”.

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2 thoughts on “Backed-Up Cargo Ships Positioned To Spell Out ‘Let’s Go Brandon’”

  1. Thanks for this funny Joe. Brightened an already very long Sunday morn.

    Waiting for my hangover remedy to kick in. Hahahahaha

  2. ALL Democrat’s fault !!!! ALL was WELL with TRUMP 4 years !!!!! Now Dems Destroy America in 10 months !!!!!!!

    All Biden idiots need to Pay for all the Tax & cost increases !!!!

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