WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a press conference yesterday, Press Secretary Jen Psaki revealed that President Biden is very fit and healthy– so healthy, that he has achieved a resting heart rate of zero beats per minute.
“The President is so, so very healthy,” said Psaki. “So healthy. I’ve never seen anyone more healthy and vibrant. He is so healthy and full of life, and his fitness is off the charts. I can’t even keep up with him!”
Aides have confirmed that Biden is indeed hard to keep up with, as he is constantly running off somewhere getting into mischief, climbing on furniture, and playing in the Tupperware drawer.
“He is like a trained Olympic athlete,” Psaki continued. “Most athletes have a resting heart rate of 40 beats per minute, but President Biden has achieved 0 BPM!”
Anonymous White House staff did confirm that statement as well, saying that sometimes they walk up to Biden as he lays completely still, staring off into space, with no heartbeat whatsoever.
“Finally, someone with mental and physical fitness in the White House!” wept Brian Stelter.
He’s a corpse alright
He also has achieved a state of zen so deep that there are no detectable brain waves.
proves he is brain dead and all those who believe this crap
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
She is so damn dumb! Reminds me of the Libtard hacks in Ghettobury, Mike Dunn, Bill Chambers and Tony Sarbanes.
A resting HR of Zero means he is DEAD, Dumb A$$!
she drank too much SAKI !!!!!
That is his IQ not his heart rate
I knew we were dealing with the making of Weekend at Bernie’s 3!
Our president Trump did more when this shit head sleeps than what shit head does all day.
There is no comparison. Trump………..all the way, baby!
He is incredibly Full of Shhht NOT Fit !!!!
Biden is a ZERO !!!!!!
She thinks his is FIT for her !!!! if she could