After dragging Sen. Ted Cruz on his show last night, Jimmy Kimmel heard from the Texas politician on Twitter. While Cruz is a frequent target for jokes on Jimmy Kimmel Live, he rarely responds to jabs from the late night host. But he couldn’t resist yesterday, and took their feud online.
It all began when Kimmel mocked Cruz for his reaction to a U.S. Army recruitment ad, HuffPost reports. In response to a TikTok comparing a Russian recruitment campaign and the U.S. recruitment ad — which featured a female soldier raised by two moms — Cruz complained on Twitter about America’s military becoming “woke” and “emasculated.”
“Ted Cruz, who four years ago took permanent residence up the ass of a man who beat him in every election by calling his wife ugly and slandering his elderly father, says this is emasculating. Primarily because Ted Cruz is not human,” Kimmel said on last night’s show. “He is a moist, gelatinous tubeworm whose elastic-band pants are filled with an inky discharge every time he speaks.”
.@JimmyKimmelLive keeps talking crap. Really tough guy.
Here’s a reminder, when we played one-on-one, I kicked his ass. He has to live with that…forever.
Rematch, punk?https://t.co/t8O0QCEaYS https://t.co/AltnpM2Lib
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) May 25, 2021
Jimmy Kimmel can never live down “The Man Show”, that T&A, dwarf-tossing horror of late night TV.
Jimmy you should be last last useful idiot to ever talk about rectal inversion problems.. your head has been so deeply entrenched in the big cavern of libtardism for decades.