UNKNOWN LOCATION—Hunter Biden was really worried after hearing his dad was going to begin cracking down on certain drugs.
But the son of the president breathed a sigh of relief after learning it was just menthol cigarettes that his dad was going to start cracking down on.
“He’s cracking down on what!?” he said as aides told him about the ban. “OH! Menthol! I thought you said meth. I was really worried there for a second. If he were to crack down on crack, meth, boom, bang, pow, heroin, blue sky, shrooms, edibles, or any of hundreds of other types of drugs, I’d be in big trouble. Allegedly, of course.”
This is really sick Hunter has slid by with no charges no real investigation even he worked with our enemy shared info with them that he got from his father the vIce president. And pocketed millions. And he’s free! Great first family father who is president the brain of Daffy Duck, Dr Biden because she wanted a title, & a criminal son. This will be our history and we’re only into 5 mos with the Adam’s Family.
Lucky Hunter! At least dad is not doing away with pot, crack, heroine, cocaine, ecstacy, prostitutes and other goodies that are favorites of Hunters.
Babylonbee strikes again!
(snicker snicker)
Instead of CRACK you mean !!!