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I Won’t Take the Vaccine Because It Makes Liberals Mad

My newly formed and well-developed opinion on vaccines is this: If those bastards want me to get the jab, I’m not going to do it, because it annoys them.

Iwill never allow myself to be injected with Big Pharma’s mass-produced mystery juice, in part because it was rushed out of the lab and into the manufacturing line like a replacement for a Honda Civic’s recalled airbags.

It just wouldn’t be prudent.

As a healthy 29-year-old, my likelihood of dying from the virus is practically nil, so why risk the blood clots? And before anyone accuses me of trying to murder granny, shouldn’t she be immune to the virus if she gets the vaccine? Whether that’s actually true seems to be the topic of some debate. We’ll have to follow The Science™, then parse through its legitimacy relative to its political value for Democrats (that’s a new step in the scientific method) before we can know for sure.

If it turns out that the vaccine doesn’t prevent infection, then there’s no point in getting it in the first place, and I suppose we’ll have to sew our masks to our faces for the rest of our natural lives.

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3 thoughts on “I Won’t Take the Vaccine Because It Makes Liberals Mad”

  1. I absolutely WILL NOT take the covid vaccine. It was pushed out too quick with no time for testing, especially for long term effects. There have been many deaths and health problems as a result of the vaccine. I’ll take my chances on the virus, which is no more than the flu. Notice there wasn’t any flu this year???? Hmmmmm.

  2. Well, I already had the covid virus ay 66 and it wasn’t that bad, a 2 day thing. Since then, I bought HQL and azithromycin from India in case I get it again. (Fortunately, Zinc tabs are still legal in the U.S. so I was able to buy them here) I am now equipped for the next 3 year shelf life of them, and would rather have that than wear a face diaper for the rest of my life. By the way, if any “grannies: in my neighborhood get the flu, I’ll share, as I have plenty in stock! I think I spent around $140 for it. safegenericpharmacy.com has it. It takes a month and a half to get here, but at least you’ll have it. BY THE WAY, even if you get the tax shot, the stores are still not letting you in without a mask, so just get used to shopping online while we all watch them go broke.

  3. I will not get the shots. At a church function I was told I would have to sit at the end of the table by myself. I have also been told that I cannot attend my class reunion and my garden club activities. What is this country coming to?

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