U.S.—Dozens of 15-year-old boys’ soccer teams across the country have demanded equal pay to the women’s national team, since they are competitive with the women and even beat them from time to time.
“It’s only fair,” said high-schooler Aiden Benton. “This is a clear case of sexism and age discrimination, that I get paid nothing to play and the women get a decent little paycheck.”
“End pay discrimination now!” he added, clapping on each word for emphasis.
“The boy makes a really good point,” said CNN reporter Holly Bandersnatch. “He clapped on each word, plus, he claimed sexism. It is only fair that the boys’ team get paid the same as the world champions’ women’s team. You just can’t argue with hand claps.”
At publishing time, the women had made the counterargument that the 15-year-old boys’ teams are smelly boys and should be stuffed in a locker somewhere.
Damn right! They’re playing on a world class level. The women can’t even beat a high school boys team, and want a lot of money. That’s like McDonald’s workers wanting engineers pay.
So that sexist remark about smelly boys being stuffed in a locker..isnt that being a bully.. or bull dykeish??. They now opened the door for a rebuttal? The womens team are a bunch of overpaid ingrates that also stink like rotten socks and should be stuffed back into the closets hence they emerged from?
Hahaha he’s exactly right lol I bet people would rather watch the young men play soccer than a bunch of fish smelling dykes
From whence they emerged.
Rapinoe needs a swift kick in the ass.